Things That Sound Wrong But Are Technically True

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andcallmeshirley
Mar 5, 2021 7:38 AM EST

If you think that the truth is important, whether in proving a point or making a joke funny, we have the perfect thing for you: a whole new batch of memes from r/technicallythetruth. And just like Homer Simpson famously once said, they are funny because they're true. Have a look at last week's memes for even more technically correct memes. 

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  • 01
    Table - My water broke
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    Forehead - How often do people die during the procedure? @PunHubOnline Just once.
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    Photograph - RESEARCH SHOWS AMISH PEOPLE HAVE MUCH LOWER RATES OF WHAT? URZILA CYBER BULLYING
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    Font - Alice Vaughn @RationalBlonde We need to add PR, DC, and Guam as states. 53 is a prime number then we can truly be one nation, indivisible
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    Water - @backtOnature Chicken can't afford an umbrella so she uses her wings to keep her chicks out of the rain DB U @david_belle "Can't afford' It's a chicken.
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    Hairstyle - UM, TAANKS? OH, IT'S NOTHING.. NIHILIST GIFTS c2015 LORIE RANSOM THEDAİLYDRAWING.COM GOCOMICS.COM/THE-DAİLY-DRAWİNG
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    Rectangle - "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett
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    Rectangle - A kaldriss what even is atheism kaldriss a non-prophet organization Source: kaldrissmoved 138,054 notes A
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    Furniture - PUSH, PUSH!!! OH GOD! +SHOVE + I MEANT HER! I DID Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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    Font - @peta 2017-06-28 PETA Present your best argument for eating PETA O bacon. 19.5K L7905 1,446 Kaitlyn @KaitlynDotCom Replying to @peta If animals dont want to be eaten, why are they made out of food? 1:42 PM 2017-12-08 · Twitter for Android
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    Rectangle - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Marioplays22 4m What's the most norwegian thing you have seen? 2 A Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL frankiegauld · 3m Probably Norway itself G Reply Vote Marioplays22 Now r/technicallythetruth
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    Photograph - Run Run as Administrator
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    Font - Ricky @MattMaeson someone literally died on my flight today so we made an emergency landing and everyone missed there connections. The guy behind me was complaining saying "how is it an emergency if they're already dead" and l'd just like to say that you sir, are the devil.
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    Gesture - THAT'S A NICE HAM YOU GOT THERE IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE PUT A "S" IN FRONT AND AN "E" BEHIND IT पर
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    Hairstyle - I WANT TO FEEL YOU INSIDE OF ME.
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    Font - Adam Cerious @Browtweaten son: *holding acorn* what's this me: a tree son: really? me: in a nutshell, yeah 7:27 PM · 2/25/21 · Twitter for Android 492 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 3,570 Likes
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    Face - You cant spell advertisements Without semen between tits
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    Font - officialunitedstates it's quick, it's easy and it's free: pouring river water in your socks insenial why would i do that Imao officialunitedstates it's quick, it's easy and it's free Source: officialunitedstates
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    Light - LUNAR ECLIPSE SOLAR ECLIPSE APOCALY- PSE boredpanda.com
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    Cartoon - CN CN NOBODY IS BORN COOL ЕXСЕРT OF COURSE... CN CN People born in air conditioned hospitals
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    Sleeve - "If you dont have a need for one dont get it. Tattoos are for something important." -mom Gonna get a tattoo today what should I get If you dont have a need for one dont get it. Tattoos are for something important.
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    Plant - Square root
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    Organism - Matt Crowley @MatthewPCrowley We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.
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    Font - Gartield @Gartield Dec 9 garfiied TYPE GARFIELD WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED 5.3K t3 3.5K 5.1K · Dec 9 SINCE I can type without even watching my keyboard due to training, and being a novelist. I wouldn't call that a challenge.sorry. lol 30 23 16 116 ing O0D Replying to | and @Garfield WOAH you spelled Garfield really wrong
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    Drinkware - You are 12K 2.7K Comments 2.5K Shares O Like Comment Share ロンレンドソ Narrow, Bitter and irrational Haha Reply 4.6K O
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    Font - r/AskReddit u/confuciusly • 10h 8 3 S 2 2 8 What screams "I'm insecure"? 5.6k 5 2.9k 1, Share 16 TOP COMMENTS V zombiehitler_• 7h GiantRobotTRex • 10h 37 Awards Http instead of https G Reply 10.4k
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    Facial expression - UK couple who named baby after Hitler jailed for terror group membership News The Guardian theguardian.com C Vote 40 1, Share BEST COMMENTS 51m 'after Hitler' is a pretty stupid name. Reply Vote 11m Technically all babies born in the last 70 years were named after Hitler. Vote ...
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    Food - serena van der woodsen @felixkristin where would we be without pasta? Bre of Mama Meets World Podcast @_ItsMissBre Skinny.
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    Font - Jackie @omggjackiee What's the best drug to have sex on rEVOLution @diversedodie birth control
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    Glasses - lily O @LilyPichu he came up to me and said "i drew you a bath" STAY フラインテレビ TL
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    Nose - BE CONFIDENT. REMEMBER: POSITIVE THINKING. So, WHERE D0 yOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS? ...H-HIGHLY POSITIONED. STONETOSS.COM
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    Jaw - Sports LUIUT PI2 Ricky Williams blames pot for his failed drug tests. "I got high and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high" memeguy-com: This quote will go down in history Source: memeguy-com 108,774 notes ...
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    Outerwear - Why did you eat your home work Teacher said it was piece of cake
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    Rectangle - Will glass coffins ever be popular? Remains to be seen... 522 8 Answers O Like Answer John C. Frost People are dying to find out.
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    World - whalefact @awhalefact at all times there is a whale outside of your room 17:55 · 27.02.21 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)16:25:28 No.598678240 Making a plant illegal is like saying God was wrong Report >>598678572 # Anonymous 02/16/15(Mon)16:26:55 No.598678572 >>598678240 # Making a plant illegal was one of the first things God ever did... Report
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    Hairstyle - IT'S CALLED NO, IT'S CALLED BEGINNERS NOOBS AMATEURS. WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? AMATEURS.
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    Organism - IFLScience O TFLS @IFLScience Butt plugs were originally sold as a miracle cure for headaches, acne and insanity. What's your go to NSFW fact? 1.8K 805 Comments 454 Shares O Like Comment Share The best cure for a cough is a strong laxative. Within a short time you'll be too scared to cough. Like Reply 55
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    Font - I just took a math final with this poster on the wall of the exam room. It has formulas on it that were needed in the exam. This poster got me an extra 10% on the paper. NO CHEATING
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    Product - Disguised Toast O @Disguised Toast why do people like feet? not kink shaming, just wondering what about feet makes thern so attractive to some people 6:06 PM · 22 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhcne 175 Retweets 5,547 Likes That must be something from the US, here in Europe we're more into metres O 26 27 299 8,098 Posted in r/me_irl by u/Ablesc O reddit
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    Plant - IF YOU EAT AN ENTIRE САКЕ WITHOUT CUTTING IT YOU TECHNICALLY ONLY HAD ONE PIECE.
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    Smile - Anonymous said is 3 fingers too much thehausghosts not at all! most people have 10 imgilip.com
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    Font - Woman missing since she got lost SI OS
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    Product - < Crossposted by u/Cuntly_Fuckface 6 days ago Technically correct ham sandwitch r/TIHI - Posted by u/batsouffle 6 days ago 28 10 Thanks, I hate ham sandwiches 6. 4. EASTMAN. DELI FOODS OOKED HAM
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    Font - Jeff Kasanoff @JeffKasanoff Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on s podcasts 1:16 AM 19 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,978 Retweets 37.8K Likes
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    Sky - Probably one of the cooler igloos I've seen.
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    Glasses - Hotspot Today at 11:38 PM Anyone sell netflix accounts @LackinHumor Bear (straight white male) Today a yeah netflix does Yeah, this is big brain time. Posted in r/comedyhomicide O reddit
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